Single guy in search of female companionship for DCS 2012

[stevedmc]

Hello everyone. I am a single guy, 30 years old, good looking, and in search of a hot woman to accompany me to DCS 2012. I propose that you fly to the New Orleans or Baton Rouge airport, I pick you up in style, and we then make our road trip to DCS 2012.

I am supposed to share a room with captain carburetor at DCS but should the need arrise, we can kick him to the curb.

If you are interested let me know.

-Steve

[sean]

.... I am a single guy, 30 years old, good looking...

I think the ladies are gonna need a head shot of the good looking Rice.

[ccurzio]

This is such a creepy thread.

[stevedmc]

I think the ladies are gonna need a head shot of the good looking Rice.

How's that?

And these?


This is such a creepy thread.

Yeah but it isn't political or religious so it falls within the rules.

[SIMid]

:lol:

Good luck and hope you get a great offer! :)

Speaking of females being lured to the Delorean, I think the ratio is like 20 guys to 1 female? Might need to stick a BMW badge and you may lure a couple more to the Delorean. :bash:

[stevedmc]

:lol:

Good luck and hope you get a great offer! :)

Speaking of females being lured to the Delorean, I think the ratio is like 20 guys to 1 female? Might need to stick a BMW badge and you may lure a couple more to the Delorean. :bash:

Yeah, and the one female owner I knew of decided to jump ship a few days ago.

[Farrar]

Tell her it's not a DeLorean.

8832

[sean]

Tell her it's not a DeLorean.

8832

I think that only works on girls that sell pancakes.

[SIMid]

I think that only works on girls that sell pancakes.

Grits?

[Farrar]

Grits?

I only order "True Grits."

[Dangermouse]

Yeah, and the one female owner I knew of decided to jump ship a few days ago.

Wait!

You personally know a female D'owner?

[Dracula]

Good luck with that prospect. If it works, I may have to blatantly steal it and claim it as my own idea; the ultimate sign of respect.

I'm still hoping to be able to attend DCS, but there's a tentative military engagement I have, pending on my medical status and barring an early medical discharge due to deployment-induced injury being resolved prior to June...

[nofear365]

I think the ladies are gonna need a head shot of the good looking Rice.

I think we're going to need ladies on this forums first! LOL

Total sausage feast here!

[Farrar]

Total sausage feast here!

I think you mean "fest," not "feast." :huh:

[Kenny_Z]

I think you mean "fest," not "feast." :huh:

:hysterical: Ow...I think I cracked a rib while laughing.

[stevedmc]

I think we're going to need ladies on this forums first! LOL

Total sausage feast here!

Maybe I should go on craislist and post an ad with a link directing here.

[Farrar]

Your offer makes no sense from a female standpoint. She would prefer probably to fly to the Orlando airport and be picked up in a vehicle which will hold all of her luggage, rather than picked up in a DeLorean and driven 10 hours to her destination by some guy she's never met. Picking her up 10 hours and three states away from her destination sounds like the beginning of a "Criminal Minds" episode. :paranoid:

[Dangermouse]

Nonsense !

He could just deflate her and she'll fit in the trunk !

[Dracula]

Nonsense !

He could just deflate her and she'll fit in the trunk !

Sausage-feast attendees; for ideas, I think we've found the wiener!

[EdR5150]

Maybe I should go on craislist and post an ad with a link directing here.

Also, include links to your youtube bath videos.

[sean]

Sausage-feast attendees; for ideas, I think we've found the wiener!

There are no weiners at this fest :eek5:

[Dangermouse]

There are no weiners at this fest :eek5:

At least not in your Wolfpack

[sean]

At least not in your Wolfpack

Shoot, the wolfpack is all about win! I'm still waiting on you to join. You passed up an awesome night with me and the Murphys, do you really think you could pass up a weekend with me at Orlando?

[tyb323]

Dear cougars. Stave may be 30, but I will be 22. Im tight like a tiger! Come get some of me!

Love, Tyler

[Farrar]

Dear cougars. Stave may be 30, but I will be 22. Im tight like a tiger! Come get some of me!

Love, Tyler

"Pay no attention to those women in every single photograph of me that you've ever seen. They mean nothing, I promise. I swear you're the only one I want!" ;)

[stevedmc]

Dear cougars. Stave may be 30, but I will be 22. Im tight like a tiger! Come get some of me!

Love, Tyler

So I take it he wants women older than 30 and I want women younger than 30.

[nofear365]

This thread went from creepy to hysterical due to my spelling error! LMAO :aniclap:

[Ron]

:hysterical: Ow...I think I cracked a rib while laughing.+1 :hysterical:



I think we're going to need ladies on this forums first! You live dangerously, nofear.

[Farrar]

So I take it he wants women older than 30 and I want women younger than 30.

There's a time and a place for everything. I think it's called "college."

[Karin]

Well, I am 25 and already done with college.

[Farrar]

Well, I am 25 and already done with college.

Congratulations! I hope you did everything you wanted to while you were there.

[Karin]

Congratulations! I hope you did everything you wanted to while you were there.

Problem is the economy hates me and still have no job in nearly two years.

[sean]

Problem is the economy hates me and still have no job in nearly two years.

Go back to school then.

[Dracula]

Go back to school then.

And, thus, the cycle repeats. I hate college and can't wait to be out of school for good. At 23, I find that most college students are insufferably immature.

[Farrar]

And, thus, the cycle repeats. I hate college and can't wait to be out of school for good. At 23, I find that most college students are insufferably immature.

I'm 33 and taking a freshman writing course. The good news is I am making 100s on almost everything. The bad news is that I have reached the age where enjoying the eye candy is no longer guilt-free.

[sean]

And, thus, the cycle repeats. .

No, and thus you become more competitive. 4-year degrees are on par with HS diplomas from 20 years ago or so, i.e. about worthless. Jobs are out there but everyone has a bachelors degree and most employers like seeing people with masters but soon that will probably become he new bachelors degree.

[Dracula]

I think I'll have better luck in the field of used car sales. It's not always about the money in life.

[Farrar]

The way I see it, how I spend my time is more important than how I spend my money. Financial mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever.

[sean]

I think I'll have better luck in the field of used car sales. It's not always about the money in life.

Who said it was about the money, I was talking about making someone more employable.

[Kenny_Z]

This thread went from creepy to hysterical due to my spelling error! LMAO :aniclap:

It was epic, better than anything I've seen on damnyouautocorrect.com even.

[sean]

It was epic,...

That's what happens with most any thread Steve starts, pure epic.......

[Karin]

But then, disregarding that, I am not exactly a hot chick. Just a geek who hangs around near her computer day in and day out. Plus I have a bad cold that's making me feel miserable.

[Farrar]

Who said it was about the money, I was talking about making someone more employable.

I call it educational inflation... I was qualified to do my first job without a college degree, but they upped the requirements, and I can't move up without more higher ed, so I am going back to school lest my career dead-end.

[Dracula]

I call it educational inflation... I was qualified to do my first job without a college degree, but they upped the requirements, and I can't move up without more higher ed, so I am going back to school lest my career dead-end.

This is why I want to be my own boss and run a used car lot. Worst-case scenario, I get to have fun failing.

[sean]

I call it educational inflation... I was qualified to do my first job without a college degree,.

Call what you want but ts the way it is and I was in the same boat when I came out with my bachelors.

Now, where are the ladies for the Rice man? We gotta get him hooked up, pun intended, for DCS.


This is why I want to be my own boss and run a used car lot. Worst-case scenario, I get to have fun failing.

That's actually a pretty good idea considering the current economical state of our nation. Quality used cars old make some good money.

[Dracula]

Call what you want but ts the way it is and I was in the same boat when I came out with my bachelors.

Now, where are the ladies for the Rice man? We gotta get him hooked up, pun intended, for DCS.

I've had good luck with ether.


That's actually a pretty good idea considering the current economical state of our nation. Quality used cars old make some good money.

I figure I can continue to sell affordable classic cars that can be used as daily drivers or projects. That way, I have a broader customer base and I can use my sales strategy of honestly describing the car as it is.

[dmc6960]

The bad news is that I have reached the age where enjoying the eye candy is no longer guilt-free.

For college students though it's still all legal!

[SIMid]

Go back to school then.

This may not be the answer/solution. Building a network with volunteer work may lead to employment as well. Targeting an industry / profession and working out how to get in or what is needed to make it happen.

*my occupation is coming through here*


Back to topic;
Still hanging to see what will come out of this offer. :lol:

[Farrar]

I am not exactly a hot chick. Just a geek...

Rejoice, Karin: "geek" is the new hotness. Hollywood is 15 years behind the real world. I always considered myself a geek and was pretty much an outcast (but for my musical talent) in school. Suddenly it was 2005 and I was attractive. My girlfriend is also a geek, or "nerd" as she would put it. So it goes to show that you really never know.

[Dangermouse]

I call it educational inflation...

see, we are back to Inflatable Ingrid, Steve's portable pal.

[Farrar]

see, we are back to Inflatable Ingrid, Steve's portable pal.

No one but A.J. Rimmer can lay claim to Inflatable Ingrid, your Polythene Pal. Maybe a Marylin Monroe robot would be in order, though...

[Dracula]

No one but A.J. Rimmer can lay claim to Inflatable Ingrid, your Polythene Pal. Maybe a Marylin Monroe robot would be in order, though...

I'd buy a Monroebot.

[stevedmc]

Well, I am 25 and already done with college.

What are the odds of you flying into Baton Rouge in a couple of months?


But then, disregarding that, I am not exactly a hot chick. Just a geek who hangs around near her computer day in and day out. Plus I have a bad cold that's making me feel miserable.

What color are your panties?

[Farrar]

What are the odds of you flying into Baton Rouge in a couple of months?

She lives in Houston. You might as well just go and pick her up.


What color are your panties?

On second thought, never mind.

[Dracula]

I propose that Steve is the official reason we don't have women on this forum.

[dvonk]

I've had good luck with ether.

:hysterical:


What color are your panties?

this thread is out of control... and has really made my evening humorous. :lol:

[Farrar]

I propose that Steve is the official reason we don't have women on this forum.

Hey! Karin's a woman. AND a geek. Which makes her, like, überfräulein or something. :P

[Dracula]

:hysterical:



this thread is out of control... and has really made my evening humorous. :lol:

If that doesn't work, I have a bed in my basement with chloroform and handcuffs standing by.


Hey! Karin's a woman. AND a geek. Which makes her, like, überfräulein or something. :P

Now that's a term I like. It sounds Fahrvergnügen-ey.

[dvonk]

Hey! Karin's a woman. AND a geek. Which makes her, like, überfräulein or something. :P

jawohl! :biggrin:

[Kenny_Z]

I don't know if is is just because it is almost 3am and I'm tired but I'm dying of laughter here.

I remember seeing Karin's picture on here, she's definitely got the cute geek girl thing going. Unfortunately, Steve just ran her off.

[sean]

I propose that Steve is the official reason we don't have women on this forum.

No, I think there are probably many more reasons

[Dangermouse]

No one but A.J. Rimmer can lay claim to Inflatable Ingrid, your Polythene Pal. Maybe a Marylin Monroe robot would be in order, though...

Thank you for getting that. (I thought 'Portable Pal' was more appropriate here)

"Break out the puncture repair kit!"

[Cory W]

This thread is the reason my eight year old daughter is an orange belt in kickboxing...so far. She likes the car and will likely drive it in the future, so she has to be ready :nutkick:

[Ron]

What color are your panties?
Rumour is, "Stainless... 8836...or nothing at all."

[Farrar]

Thank you for getting that.

Hard not to. Such great dialogue on that show... some of it is seared into my brain.

"Listen, you stupid monkey -- 'cloister' is another word for... for 'god'!"
"That's what I'm sayin'. I am your god."
"Okay. Turn this into a woman."
"I'm serious."
"So am I!"

:lol:

[DMC3165]

Maybe try E-harmony instead of dmctalk?

In my experience the DeLorean is rarely a selling point with women. But a trip to Florida, now that's a selling point right there!!!!!!

[pezzonovante88]

This is why I want to be my own boss and run a used car lot. Worst-case scenario, I get to have fun failing.

Well, looks like you've already got a pretty varied inventory.

[stevedmc]

Maybe try E-harmony instead of dmctalk?


Why would I do that? I'm not looking for a keeper.

[Farrar]

Your radio works, right? That's a pretty good driving companion.

[Dracula]

Your radio works, right? That's a pretty good driving companion.

If that doesn't, he only needs one hand on the wheel.

[dvonk]

Why would I do that? I'm not looking for a keeper.

look up "Escort Services" in the yellow pages. :lol:

[pezzonovante88]

She lives in Houston. You might as well just go and pick her up.



On second thought, never mind.

hahahahaha!

[Cory W]

Take your pick:

[DMC3165]

Years ago I went to the Star Trek experience at the Las Vegas Hilton. The most depressing thing I saw was a guy there trying to talk to a Klingon in Klingon while he was there with a hooker.

She was totally disinterested in all of it. All she was thinking about was dollar signs and that fat guy that hired her.

[Karin]

Naw, I am still here. Ummm.....

I mean, nice flirting. Frankly though, I still live with my dad. I mean, I haven't met and married a guy yet and my sister was close to 25 when she got married. Maybe my dad won't mind but that's still a small price to pay.

Unfortunately, and my mom said this to me a long time: marry a young guy with a DeLorean. That is what she said after she gave me a picture she took of one at a CVS or Walgreens parking lot she stopped at when she was doing a painting job for someone at Humble around three years ago *looking at the photo*. But I know that is not the right way to be engaged with someone. That is like marrying a celebrity for their money, and in a way with our cars, we're celebrities of our own department.

I am a slightly pudgy geek, to clear things up. I don't eat The Good, The Bad, and The McNugget but I am still trying to lose some more weight. Yes, my photo is in my profile if you're interested. Basically me in my sleeveless shirt at night. No, I am not interested in telling you what my panties' colors are like or if they're bikinis or not. I am not very comfortable into becoming someone's pet by showing my booty. See, now I am speaking too much. You're probably drooling right now. :evilgrin:

[stevedmc]

Now this thread is starting to creep me out.

[sean]

Now this thread is starting to creep me out.

Rice Aproved!

[Karin]

That means I win this round. :)

[stevedmc]

That means I win this round. :)

The fight is still on until Sean gets on his ego trip and closes this thread.

[sean]

The fight is still on until Sean gets on his ego trip and closes this thread.

Was that your intent of the thread? If not, then it stays open until you get real stupid.

[Farrar]

Was that your intent of the thread? If not, then it stays open until you get real stupid.

... as opposed to the fake stupid so far? ;)

P.S. Even though I'm not single, I look forward to hanging out with Steve and Karin in Orlando. We can form the Pudgy Geek Club, assuming Steve hasn't turned skinny by then.

[sean]

... as opposed to the fake stupid so far? ;).

Totally! See Farrar gets it.

[Dangermouse]

Take your pick:

The old joke: How do you confuse an Irishman/Dubliner/Redneck/(Insert stereotypical group here) - line up 6 shovels and tell him to take his pick

[stevedmc]

Was that your intent of the thread? If not, then it stays open until you get real stupid.

My intent of this thread is to pickup a superficial woman, who is blonde and as hot as my ex, whom I only have to put up with for a few days and then send her on her way.

I had no idea this thread would get hijacked and all of the off topic posts would suddenly start showing up.

[Dangermouse]

My intent of this thread is to pickup a superficial woman, who is blonde and as hot as my ex, whom I only have to put up with for a few days and then send her on her way.


I am shocked that this has not happened on a DeLorean forum!

Undeterred I shall be starting my "Married guy searching for One Million Dollars in used twenties" thread which shall meet the same or greater success.

[Farrar]

Undeterred I shall be starting my "Married guy searching for One Million Dollars in used twenties" thread which shall meet the same or greater success.

And I shall start a "Willing to trade my DeLorean with damage to frame and interior for your DeLorean with perfect frame and interior plus $15,000 of your cash" thread.

[Karin]

Only three emoticons:

:hititbanana:,:yesss:, and :nutkick:

[Dracula]

I'd like to remain superior to those looking for the superficial and shallow physical gratification. That way, I can gaze upon the plebeian masses from my lofty perch, in a condescending manner, from behind my top hat and monocle.

[Mike C.]

I'd like to remain superior to those looking for the superficial and shallow physical gratification. That way, I can gaze upon the plebeian masses from my lofty perch, in a condescending manner, from behind my top hat and monocle.

:ehh: Big words make Mike think too much.


Lemme class this one up a bit:

Ladies,
My room, plenty of booze, lots of meaningless sex, probably won't call you after the convention, or if you get 'clingy'. Don't worry about things like names, because frankly I won't remember it most likely.

Remember, I won't quit until i'm satisfied! I swear I won't tell your husbands. PM me for details.

[Dracula]

:ehh: Big words make Mike think too much.


Lemme class this one up a bit:

Ladies,
My room, plenty of booze, lots of meaningless sex, probably won't call you after the convention, or if you get 'clingy'. Don't worry about things like names, because frankly I won't remember it most likely.

Remember, I won't quit until i'm satisfied! I swear I won't tell your husbands. PM me for details.

Did you remember to raise your pinkie for extra class?

[Ron]

:ehh: Big words make Mike think too much.


Lemme class this one up a bit:

Ladies,
My room, plenty of booze, lots of meaningless sex, probably won't call you after the convention, or if you get 'clingy'. Don't worry about things like names, because frankly I won't remember it most likely.

Remember, I won't quit until i'm satisfied! I swear I won't tell your husbands. PM me for details.Isn't that precisely Louisianian for, "What color of panties are you wearing?"

[Kenny_Z]

I'd like to remain superior to those looking for the superficial and shallow physical gratification. That way, I can gaze upon the plebeian masses from my lofty perch, in a condescending manner, from behind my top hat and monocle.

http://mmgaming.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Top-Hat-Guy-meme.jpg

[stevedmc]

You people are ruining any chance of this thread working for me.

[Dangermouse]

Ladies,
My room, plenty of booze, lots of meaningless sex, probably won't call you after the convention, or if you get 'clingy'. Don't worry about things like names, because frankly I won't remember it most likely.

Remember, I won't quit until i'm satisfied! I swear I won't tell your husbands. PM me for details.

You need to print that on a T-shirt.

[Fluxat88MPH]

Maybe you should try craislist instead?




Hello everyone. I am a single guy, 30 years old, good looking, and in search of a hot woman to accompany me to DCS 2012. I propose that you fly to the New Orleans or Baton Rouge airport, I pick you up in style, and we then make our road trip to DCS 2012.

I am supposed to share a room with captain carburetor at DCS but should the need arrise, we can kick him to the curb.

If you are interested let me know.

-Steve

[Mike C.]

http://mmgaming.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Top-Hat-Guy-meme.jpg

I'd rather play with boobies. :biggrin:

[ccurzio]

I'd rather play with boobies. :biggrin:

http://i.imgur.com/TMeBE.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/o3i53.jpg

[Mike C.]

:hippo:

[dvonk]

I'd rather play with boobies. :biggrin:

as always, +2! :evilgrin:

[qwerk]

I don't usually laugh aloud when I'm just reading things on the internet, but this got me. Good one, haha.


http://i.imgur.com/TMeBE.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/o3i53.jpg

[Dracula]

http://mmgaming.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Top-Hat-Guy-meme.jpg

That's how I looked at DCS 09, so if I can attend '12, expect the same.

[Dracula]

In honor of this thread, I have a new picture of myself for easy recognition.

8852

[stevedmc]

In honor of this thread, I have a new picture of myself for easy recognition.

8852

Great, now the women are going to flock to you instead of me.

[Dangermouse]

In honor of this thread, I have a new picture of myself for easy recognition.

8852

No mustasche ?

[Dracula]

No mustasche ?

Stupid Army regulations.

[stevedmc]

In honor of this thread, I have a new picture of myself for easy recognition.

8852

I think I look better.

[Dracula]

I think I look better.

If I take the Rolls Royce instead of the DeLorean I regain the edge; especially since I'm 23. Though, if it's about wild-colored suits and crazy hats, here's my counter.

8855

[jawn101]

I think I look better.

Ah, cmon. No contest. I just wish I could have found white shoes with the short notice I had to put this together. :lol:

[qwerk]

I think I look better.

Yeah, in a zebra-striped green pajamas with accompanying cowboy hat sort of way.

[Dangermouse]

Stupid Army regulations.

You need to swap armies (and centuries of course)

https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRZCfFw39uYm-Q_5jmxp3Asbd1PHPIo9x0tnMD_LS_IrdfMDG_w

[Karin]

Now army uniforms are the topic for this round. Hot stuff coming your way. :goatee:

[Farrar]

In honor of this thread, I have a new picture of myself for easy recognition.

Mein Herr ... er I mean DUDE! Is that a Technics SL-5310? Nice! I've got one in my livingroom. Best deck I've owned (so far).

[Dracula]

Mein Herr ... er I mean DUDE! Is that a Technics SL-5310? Nice! I've got one in my livingroom. Best deck I've owned (so far).

It's actually an SL-3300 and I'd be hard-pressed to state the difference between the two. Mine works great and has all the bells and whistles. I absolutely love it and its an integral part of my living room stereo setup.

[Farrar]

It's actually an SL-3300 and I'd be hard-pressed to state the difference between the two.

I think Technics just liked to change model numbers when they changed absolutely anything about their turntables, to be honest. Maybe the 3300 does not have a place for a spare headshell whereas the 5310 does. Possibly the stylus lights are different. But those are unimportant compared to the hardware and build quality. Nice choice! :)

[Dracula]

Thank you. My turntable is very important to me. The stylus lights are different, so that's one change and I don't think that mine has a place for a spare headshell, but I'm not 100% on that. Also, I don't know if yours has it, but mine has the 24 karat-plated stylus with diamond-tip needle. That's all well and good until you have to buy a replacement...

[stevedmc]

I think I have a Technics turn table too. I picked it up at Goodwill for about $15 and love it.

[Dracula]

This thread is now about record players.

What's the last album you played with yours? Mine was Led Zeppelin IV.

[sean]

I think we need a "Player" off at DCS between Steve and Chad. Bring you best suits and you can do a walk off.

[Dracula]

I think we need a "Player" off at DCS between Steve and Chad. Bring you best suits and you can do a walk off.

It's on like an order from James Caan.

[stevedmc]

I think we need a "Player" off at DCS between Steve and Chad. Bring you best suits and you can do a walk off.

I won't need to do a walk off against Chad since I'm already going to have all the ladies at my side.

[sean]

It's on like an order from James Caan.

That's one. Does Rice take it on too?

[Dracula]

I won't need to do a walk off against Chad since I'm already going to have all the ladies at my side.

Held against their will with chains doesn't count. Besides, let's not forget which one of us has a Cadillac...

[stevedmc]

Held against their will with chains doesn't count. Besides, let's not forget which one of us has a Cadillac...

I have a Geo Metro that gets 50mpg. Last I checked, women dig going green.

[Dracula]

I have a Geo Metro that gets 50mpg. Last I checked, women dig going green.

I can fit your car in my trunk. Women like being able to fit in a car.

I've got something you don't; Cadillacs. I hope you like eating tire, because if a Cadillac hits you, you're dead. Get a Cadillac and get off my damn lawn!

[stevedmc]

I can fit your car in my trunk. Women like being able to fit in a car.

I've got something you don't; Cadillacs. I hope you like eating tire, because if a Cadillac hits you, you're dead. Get a Cadillac and get off my damn lawn!

Your Cadillac isn't welcome at my save the planet party.

[Dracula]

I'll run over your little party and won't even feel it through my suspension because I've got a Cadillac Eldorado and a DeVille Convertible, Yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in those babies at 115 miles an hour, getting 1 mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non- biodegradable Styrofoam containers! And when I'm done suckin' down those grease ball burgers I'm gonna wipe my mouth on the U.N. Flag and then toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side, and there ain't a God-damned thing anybody can do about it. You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why!

Two words--nuclear fu#ki*g weapons, OK? Russia, Germany, Romania - they can have all the planet-saving they want. They can have a save the planet cakewalk right through the middle of Tiananmen Square and it won't make a lick of difference, because we’ve got the bombs.

[stevedmc]

I'll run over your little party and won't even feel it through my suspension because I've got a Cadillac Eldorado and a DeVille Convertible, Yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in those babies at 115 miles an hour, getting 1 mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non- biodegradable Styrofoam containers! And when I'm done suckin' down those grease ball burgers I'm gonna wipe my mouth on the U.N. Flag and then toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side, and there ain't a God-damned thing anybody can do about it. You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why!

Two words--nuclear fu#ki*g weapons, OK? Russia, Germany, Romania - they can have all the planet-saving they want. They can have a save the planet cakewalk right through the middle of Tiananmen Square and it won't make a lick of difference, because we’ve got the bombs.

You suck.

[Jimmyvonviggle]

I'll run over your little party and won't even feel it through my suspension because I've got a Cadillac Eldorado and a DeVille Convertible, Yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in those babies at 115 miles an hour, getting 1 mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non- biodegradable Styrofoam containers! And when I'm done suckin' down those grease ball burgers I'm gonna wipe my mouth on the U.N. Flag and then toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side, and there ain't a God-damned thing anybody can do about it. You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why!

Two words--nuclear fu#ki*g weapons, OK? Russia, Germany, Romania - they can have all the planet-saving they want. They can have a save the planet cakewalk right through the middle of Tiananmen Square and it won't make a lick of difference, because we’ve got the bombs.

While you're at it why not throw some of those plastic things that hold cans together into the ocean, I'm sure you can kill some dolphins or endangered turtles.

[Farrar]

mine has the 24 karat-plated stylus with diamond-tip needle. That's all well and good until you have to buy a replacement...

I replace my stylus every three years as a matter of course. You're supposed to do it every "x" number of playing hours, but I don't sit with a stopwatch running when I am playing a record. (I think an interesting project for the electronics hobbyist would be to rig up a timer to the drive, though, and have it count up second by second when the platter is spinning. There's already a crystal in the machine... I wonder why this hasn't been done before.)


What's the last album you played with yours?

"Irma Thomas Sings."


I won't need to do a walk off against Chad since I'm already going to have all the ladies at my side.

Nice to see you online, Mr. Berlusconi! :D

[Dracula]

While you're at it why not throw some of those plastic things that hold cans together into the ocean, I'm sure you can kill some dolphins or endangered turtles.

Only if we can add the recreational pastime of chihuahua skeet shoot to the DCS events lists.

Between my hatred of small animals, anti-environment policies, and hobby of collecting Nazi paraphernalia, it's a wonder that I'm still single.

[sean]

Between my hatred of small animals, anti-environment policies, and hobby of collecting Nazi paraphernalia, it's a wonder that I'm still single.

boggles the mind doesn't it?

[stevedmc]

Between my hatred of small animals, anti-environment policies, and hobby of collecting Nazi paraphernalia, it's a wonder that I'm still single.

Well it hurts when I pee. It's a wonder I'm still single too.

[dvonk]

:hysterical: this thread is so full of WIN. i love this forum! :lol:


I'll run over your little party and won't even feel it through my suspension because I've got a Cadillac Eldorado and a DeVille Convertible, Yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in those babies at 115 miles an hour, getting 1 mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non- biodegradable Styrofoam containers!...

gentlemen, i give you an 'antique' from my display cabinet:

8872 8871

my turntable is a Technics SL-BD22 (http://www.crutchfield.com/S-DnPYnMowzGW/p_133SLBD22/Technics-SL-BD22.html). not super fancy ($200 when new), but i got it at goodwill for $5.

[Dracula]

:hysterical: this thread is so full of WIN. i love this forum! :lol:



gentlemen, i give you an 'antique' from my display cabinet:

8872 8871

my turntable is a Technics SL-BD22 (http://www.crutchfield.com/S-DnPYnMowzGW/p_133SLBD22/Technics-SL-BD22.html). not super fancy ($200 when new), but i got it at goodwill for $5.

I'm impressed to see one of those; they sure bring back memories. However, I shamelessly borrowed that line from a Dennis Leary bit; though, he mentions a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado Convertible, which was never a car that the factory built and I prefer the 1970 convertible to nearly all other years and models.

[Mike C.]

Thanks to this thread, i feel soo much better about my relationships ... LOL!




Held against their will with chains doesn't count.

That's what Mike's Roofie Coladas are for!
:woot:

[Karin]

Now this topic is all about random things to talk about. Like, what's the very first thing that pops in your mind?

Meh, I just heard my birds when I typed that down. If you want ways to censor out curse words in TV shows, my birds' beeps can cover those curse words.

[dvonk]

what kind of birds do you have?

[ccurzio]

what kind of birds do you have?

http://i.imgur.com/TMeBE.jpg

[Dracula]

Call me British because when the bird has you playing with her boobies, it's a jolly-good time.

[sean]

Thanks to this thread, i feel soo much better about my relationships ... LOL!:

+1 :hihi2:

[Spittybug]

Going back to the original question posed......

Why don't you pull up to the Orlando airport in the Delorean and pick up an arriving flight attendant from an international flight? Open doors with a catchy Ms. Right or comparable sign being held up ought to get one of those German or Swedish......and you know they don't want long term! Hotel lobbies where they stay is plan "B".
:thumbup2:

[Farrar]

Thanks to this thread, i feel soo much better about my relationships ...

Indeed. My girlfriend and I just marked four years together. And she bought me a low-profile floor jack for my birthday. I feel very fortunate. :)

[DL4567]

I hope you like eating tire, because if a Cadillac hits you, you're dead.

Not quite. Are you familiar with Louie Golden?

Scroll down 4 pictures and read "Louie # 2"
http://www.dmcnews.com/mydmc.html

Also,
http://autos.groups.yahoo.com/group/dmcnews/message/35575

[Dracula]

Not quite. Are you familiar with Louie Golden?

Scroll down 4 pictures and read "Louie # 2"
http://www.dmcnews.com/mydmc.html

Also,
http://autos.groups.yahoo.com/group/dmcnews/message/35575

Christ, haven't you people seen the SNL spoof of the Clint Eastwood superbowl commercial? It's posted in the "Funny Stuff" thread.

[DL4567]

Christ, haven't you people seen the SNL spoof of the Clint Eastwood superbowl commercial? It's posted in the "Funny Stuff" thread.

No.

[Dracula]

No.

Then take a look here:

http://dmctalk.org/showthread.php?315-The-Official-quot-Funny-Stuff!-You-Have-to-See-This!-quot-Thread&p=45975&viewfull=1#post45975

[DL4567]

Ok, reference noted. But now you know about Louie's story if you didn't already.

[Dracula]

Ok, reference noted. But now you know about Louie's story if you didn't already.

Oh, I already knew. It literally combined two of my favorite vehicles.

[Farrar]

Oh, I already knew. It literally combined two of my favorite vehicles.

Heh heh ... "literally combined."

[stevedmc]

I wonder if I could be moderator of this thread. I'm not asking for moderator rights to anything else.

This thread has gotten way off topic and something seriously needs to be done to get me a companion.

[StainlessBullet]

something seriously needs to be done to get me a companion.

I hear the animal shelter is always a good place to look.

[ccurzio]

Desperation is a stinky cologne.

[sean]

I wonder if I could be moderator of this thread.

probably no going to happen.




This thread has gotten way off topic and something seriously needs to be done to get me a companion.

Try something more realistic like eharmony, prowling a local college or heck they gotta have some sort of NoodleDate out there for the women that are really into bathing in noodles. You posted a request for a women in a forum that may have two female members.

[DMCMW Dave]

You posted a request for a women in a forum that may have two female members.

At least one of them is married......:giggle:

[Karin]

what kind of birds do you have?

They're zebra finches. Little birds but they sound like a kid's toy.

[Dracula]

Heh heh ... "literally combined."

It's not often I get to say that. The last time was the two-engined DeLorean with the Cadillac 500.

[outatym2001]

Hello everyone. I am a single guy, 30 years old, good looking, and in search of a hot woman to accompany me to DCS 2012.

Lady(ies) are expensive. How much are you willing to spend? I think they charge by the hour but then I wouldn’t know.
http://www.backpage.com/
Look for… I’m sure you’ll figure it out.

[Dangermouse]

We need Renee to beat some sense into this thread !!

[Farrar]

prowling a local college

The man lives a good spit away from LSU. If he wanted a fling, all he'd need to do is find one of the local sorority houses, pull up in front of one of them during a party, fling up the doors, and shout "Hey! Which one of you cuties wants a ride to Disneyworld?!"

But that's not as fun as starting a thread on DMCTalk, since it doesn't involve any sarcasm.

[sean]

We need Renee to beat some sense into this thread !!

Mmmm, yes, Renee could bring it. Probably got to much sense to entertain us here though.

[jawn101]

At least one of them is married......:giggle:

Oh right, Julee is on here! So there's 3 female members then. :lol:

[Farrar]

Mmmm, yes, Renee could bring it. Probably got to much sense to entertain us here though.

Or not enough ammo to do the job right.

[sean]

Or not enough ammo to do the job right.

Naw, she could probably clean this up with just one clip, less than that actually.

[DMC5180]

This thread has gotten way off topic and something seriously needs to be done to get me a companion.

Steve,

Why are you looking for another Companion for DCS12? You've already got one and are driving her to the show already. :hysterical:


According to my wife I've had another woman in my life for 17 years and she still puts up with me.

[sean]

Steve,

Why are you looking for another Companion for DCS12? You've already got one and are driving her to the show already. :hysterical:


According to my wife I've had another woman in my life for 17 years.

For a second there I thought your we're referring to Bill :hmm: :giggle:

[stevedmc]

Lady(ies) are expensive. How much are you willing to spend? I think they charge by the hour but then I wouldn’t know.
http://www.backpage.com/
Look for… I’m sure you’ll figure it out.


Since so many people seem to think I should rent a woman, I am now accepting donations towards this expense. The link below is real and whatever you donate will go into my companion for DCS fund.

https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=CATQW8BZF43SL

[Jonathan]

Going back to the original question posed......

Why don't you pull up to the Orlando airport in the Delorean and pick up an arriving flight attendant from an international flight? Open doors with a catchy Ms. Right or comparable sign being held up ought to get one of those German or Swedish......and you know they don't want long term! Hotel lobbies where they stay is plan "B".
:thumbup2:

Hmmm, made me think of this...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcZXG4KGri8

[sean]

Since so many people seem to think I should rent a woman, I am now accepting donations towards this expense. The link below is real and whatever you donate will go into my companion for DCS fund.

Hmmmmm, good luck with that.

[stevedmc]

Hmmmmm, good luck with that.

Thanks.

[Dracula]

While we're at it, anyone care to donate to my "Drive Big Land Yaghts Furthering Climate Kinesis Directly," or "DBLYFCKD" as the acronym goes, by paying for my gasoline consumption?

[stevedmc]

While we're at it, anyone care to donate to my "Drive Big Land Yaghts Furthering Climate Kinesis Directly," or "DBLYFCKD" as the acronym goes, by paying for my gasoline consumption?

No because you don't have a PayPal donation link like I do. I am obviously cooler and you suck.

[Dracula]

No because you don't have a paypal donation link like I do.

PayPal email address: lordvadus(at)gmail(DOT)com

[stevedmc]

PayPal email address: lordvadus(at)gmail(DOT)com

Mine is easier. Just click on the link in my signature. You don't even need a PayPal account to donate if you use the link.

[sean]

Mine is easier. Just click on the link in my signature. You don't even need a PayPal account to donate if you use the link.

We gonna get a status bar showing representing Rice's escort fund?

[stevedmc]

We gonna get a status bar showing representing Rice's escort fund?

I would have to set a goal first. I have no clue how much money I will need for that many days.

[Dracula]

Mine is easier. Just click on the link in my signature. You don't even need a PayPal account to donate if you use the link.

My acronym is better.

[dvonk]

steve, i sent you 37¢.

enjoy!

[jawn101]

steve, i sent you 37¢.

enjoy!

It's a good start, but he's gonna need at least tree-fitty.

[stevedmc]

My acronym is better.

My PayPal account is better. I'm 6 cents closer to whatever my goal is.


steve, i sent you 37¢.

enjoy!

Thanks. I just posted proof of your donation.

[dvonk]

hahaha, i had no idea what paypal's fee was going to be, but ~84% seems a little steep...

best 37¢ ive ever spent. :hysterical:

[Mike C.]

We need Renee to beat some sense into this thread !!

She may not beat anything on there any time soon, since she sold her car...

[Kenny_Z]

I'd donate to you Steve but I'm saving up to get my pet cat fixed. I can't afford to fix both of you ;)

[outatym2001]

Stevedmc when I heard this song on the radio it reminded me of your quest to find the right woman to attend DCS 2012 with you.
Cake Short Skirt, Long Jacket
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCHe_JkaHzE
I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
I want a girl with good dividends
And at the city bank we will meet accidently
We’ll start to talk when she borrows my pen
She wants a car with a cup holder arm rest
She wants a car that will get her there
She’s changing her name from Kitty to Karen
She’s trading her MG for a white Chrysler LaBaron
I want a girl with a short skirt and a looonnnnnng jacket

[stevedmc]

Stevedmc when I heard this song on the radio it reminded me of your quest to find the right woman to attend DCS 2012 with you.
Cake Short Skirt, Long Jacket
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCHe_JkaHzE
I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
I want a girl with good dividends
And at the city bank we will meet accidently
We’ll start to talk when she borrows my pen
She wants a car with a cup holder arm rest
She wants a car that will get her there
She’s changing her name from Kitty to Karen
She’s trading her MG for a white Chrysler LaBaron
I want a girl with a short skirt and a looonnnnnng jacket


Ah, Cake. I haven't heard any of their music in a long time. I want a girl........

The DML is about to get pretty interesting.

[dvonk]

She may not beat anything on there any time soon, since she sold her car...

ah, thats too bad. i was wondering why we hadnt heard from her in a while... :frown:

[Dracula]

The DML is about to get pretty interesting.

You mean the "Bill Robertson vs. The World" list?

[stevedmc]

Whats weird is I just got a private email from someone on the DML offering to refer me to 3 rentals in various cities. Wow.

[sean]

Whats weird is I just got a private email from someone on the DML offering to refer me to 3 rentals in various cities. Wow.

Nice.

[DMC5180]

She may not beat anything on there any time soon, since she sold her car...

:wow: When did she do that? She seemed so excited to have it.

[Dangermouse]

:wow: When did she do that? She seemed so excited to have it.

+1 on that.

I'd thought she would have tried to sell it on here.

[Chris Burns]

DMC CA is selling Renee's car for her. She wanted to take a break from it for awhile and build her future. She would like to have another one again later on!

[stevedmc]

So far I have collected $1.06.

[Dracula]

So far I have collected $1.06.

You can get one of these for $6.25

http://chocolatefantasies.com/sheep-Shaggin.jpg

You've only got $5.19 to go.

[dvonk]

:hysterical:

[stevedmc]

That is sick

[Dracula]

That is sick

A bit of advice; never start a war with a German. Just ask Poland and France.

[qwerk]

A bit of advice; never start a war with a German. Just ask Poland and France.

:cheers:

[Dangermouse]

A little concerned that Chad knows where to get an inflatable lamb.

"Lord Baaaaadus"

[stevedmc]

This is getting freaky. Now the guy is emailing me pictures.

[sean]

This is getting freaky.

Getting!?!? Its been freaky for a while.


So is the guy sending you picks of himself or his ladies?

[stevedmc]

Getting!?!? Its been freaky for a while.


So is the guy sending you picks of himself or his ladies?

His ladies.

For some reason I think this dude is fat, bald, and old.

[Dangermouse]

This is getting freaky. Now the guy is emailing me pictures.

Which guy? What pictures? How can sheep type with hooves?

[Farrar]

For some reason I think this dude is fat, bald, and old.

Aw, what a shame. I was hoping he looked like this.

http://www.redbrick.dcu.ie/~osama/images/sucka-back-2.jpg

[stevedmc]

Aw, what a shame. I was hoping he looked like this.

http://www.redbrick.dcu.ie/~osama/images/sucka-back-2.jpg

I think I've seen that dude on Canal street.


She would prefer probably to fly to the Orlando airport and be picked up in a vehicle which will hold all of her luggage,

Who said she would be needing any clothes?

[Dracula]

Who said she would be needing any clothes?

I'm sure she'll be wearing a nice, tight-fitting wool sweater.

[Dangermouse]

Baaaaa

http://dmctalk.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=8913&d=1331566398

[sean]

Baaaaa

http://dmctalk.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=8913&d=1331566398

Wow Dermot....Wow.

[Dracula]

Baaaaa

http://dmctalk.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=8913&d=1331566398

This, from the guy who questioned me about where to find an inflatable sheep.

Who hasn't made a gag purchase for someone before? And, while looking for that gag, I encountered the blow-up sheep. :giggle:

[Ron]

Wouldn't this be more..um..fitting?

8915

[Dangermouse]

Wow Dermot....Wow.

What can I say. Entertainment was hard to come by in Ireland in the Eighties....

[sean]

What can I say. Entertainment was hard to come by in Ireland in the Eighties....

I just had a vision from Angela's Ashes where the boys were "entertaining" themselves in the field of sheep.....:eek5:

[Farrar]

What can I say. Entertainment was hard to come by in Ireland in the Eighties....

Thank goodness "Father Ted" came along!

[ccurzio]

What can I say. Entertainment was hard to come by in Ireland in the Eighties....

Then you know exactly why it's best to have sex with a sheep on the edge of a cliff.

So they push back.

[Dangermouse]

.
http://home.planet.nl/~jhut/sheep/lammetje.gif

[stevedmc]

What is wrong with you people? Seriously.

[sean]

What is wrong with you people? Seriously.

http://cache2.artprintimages.com/p/LRG/56/5690/V6VUG00Z/art-print/todd-goldman-pot-kettle-black.jpg
:D

[Farrar]

I think the only reason Steve is doing this is because someone told him that I snore.

[sean]

I think the only reason Steve is doing this is because someone told him that I snore.

If you do I bet its in an epic baritone

Wait, you, Steve AND bill will all be in the same room at DCS?

[Dracula]

If you do I bet its in an epic baritone

Wait, you, Steve AND bill will all be in the same room at DCS?

There's your sausage feast right there.

[sean]

There's your sausage feast right there.

I was thinking Carbfest....

[stevedmc]

If you do I bet its in an epic baritone

Wait, you, Steve AND bill will all be in the same room at DCS?

He wasn't supposed to tell anyone. We also aren't supposed to publicly mention that we are looking for a fourth person to share the room.

[sean]

He wasn't supposed to tell anyone. We also aren't supposed to publicly mention that we are looking for a fourth person to share the room.

You should let Martin Gutkowski know.

[Dracula]

You should let Martin Gutkowski know.

There's a reality TV show right there. Dibs on calling Fox.

[Farrar]

If Bill and Martin are in our room, I am hoping to sell enough pillow fight tickets to reimburse my gas money.

Or I'll just sit in a rocking chair singing "Bullshit makes the flowers grow and that's beautiful to me."

[stevedmc]

It will be even more entertaining if I have to kick 3 grown men out of my room in order to have privacy for me and my female companion.

[Farrar]

It will be even more entertaining if I have to kick 3 grown men out of my room in order to have privacy for me and my female companion.

Get her to use her high-heeled shoes as weapons and chase everyone out. I will bring my videocamera and sell it to Fox's "When Hookers Attack!"

[Dracula]

Get her to use her high-heeled shoes as weapons and chase everyone out. I will bring my videocamera and sell it to Fox's "Barnyard Brawls!"

Fixed that for ya.

[Dangermouse]

It will be even more entertaining if I have to kick 3 grown men out of my room in order to have privacy for me and my female companion.

"Get the Flock out of here, ewe guys"

[Jonathan]

Baton Rouge: Where the men are men and the sheep are scared.

8918

[Mike C.]

Sean, you sure you don't need a room for DCS? HAHAHAHAHA!

[stevedmc]

Baton Rouge: Where the men are men and the sheep are scared.

8918

We don't have hills in Baton Rouge. Nice try.

[thirdmanj]

While I do find this thread incredibly entertaining... I'm affraid to say its a bit off topic. This is about getting Steve an attractive date for the evening. Steve look no further: http://www.goldclubflorida.com/

I've not read all 23 pages on this thread, so I may be a little late with this. ;) good luck Steve.

-James

[stevedmc]

While I do find this thread incredibly entertaining... I'm affraid to say its a bit off topic. This is about getting Steve an attractive date for the evening. Steve look no further: http://www.goldclubflorida.com/

I've not read all 23 pages on this thread, so I may be a little late with this. ;) good luck Steve.

-James

I'm not clicking on that while I am at work but if you feel I might need money feel free to make a donation. There is a paypal donation link in my signature. So far I have collected $1.06 in donations.

[sean]

Sean, you sure you don't need a room for DCS? HAHAHAHAHA!

NO! I got me a room and a roommate squared away at the host hotel.

[stevedmc]

NO! I got me a room and a roommate squared away at the host hotel.

That's the same hotel we are staying at. I wonder if our rooms will be connected.

[sean]

That's the same hotel we are staying at. I wonder if our rooms will be connected.

This surprises me. I didn't tink bill stayed at host hotels. Anyway, sure would be hillarious if we roomed next to each other.

[stevedmc]

This surprises me. I didn't tink bill stayed at host hotels. Anyway, sure would be hillarious if we roomed next to each other.

I booked the room for all three nights in my name and then offered to share it with Bill. Farrar decided to join us and the goal is to find one more.

The goal is to have a room full of white trash staying at a fancy resort. Our cost should only be about $35 per person each night. The way I see it, doing this should help me save enough money for companionship should the need arise.

[sean]

The way I see it, doing this should help me save enough money for companionship should the need arise.

But then wouldn't you have to evict the boys to make room for the lady thus losing the financial advantage?

[Dangermouse]

Only for 3 or 4 minutes :)




Sorry, wide open opportunity - had to take it

[Jonathan]

Just to keep up with the randomness of this thread... good luck with your search. Hope she's "the best!"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOXQTr_3IVw

[Mike C.]

That's the same hotel we are staying at. I wonder if our rooms will be connected.

Something tells me no one on that floor will be getting much sleep. I hope im on that floor....

[Ron]

I hope im on that floor....If not, I bet Billy would work something out with you on their baaaaalcony...

[Dracula]

Something tells me no one on that floor will be getting much sleep. I hope im on that floor....

Methinks someone wants a turn with the sheep.

[stevedmc]

Methinks someone wants a turn with the sheep.

Sick. Just sick.

[Mike C.]

Methinks someone wants a turn with the sheep.

daa aaa aaa aaaa aaa aaa ddy

Nothin' say lovin' like bein inside ewe.

[Dangermouse]

It's not love , but it's not baaaaaadddddd

[Dracula]

Sick. Just sick.

You don't want to feel that she's just using ewe?

[Karin]

Wow, amazing you guys are still having fun in this thread. Meh, popcorn anyone? :popcorn:

[thirdmanj]

Wow, amazing you guys are still having fun in this thread. Meh, popcorn anyone? :popcorn:

Come on Houston! Cow-girl up!! ;)

[Farrar]

Yeah, stop being so sheepish.