Funniest names you've heard

[Jonathan]

For whatever reason I had a flashback to a friend I went to school with in grade 9. He was coming to Canada from Hong Kong and his English translation name turned out to be "Allan Key". I always thought that was pretty funny (in terms of wrenches), and maybe the guy at the immigration office was in an odd mood that day when they were giving names out.

Do you have any funny names of friends or neighbors you know? I can't claim this one to be either true or someone I know, but naming your kid "Jed I Knight" is pretty hilarious.

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[jawn101]

Same story, a kid at my high school came in a Russian exchange program. I don't recall his real name but his romanized one was Horace Balls. No joke - Harry Balls. Poor kid.

[Ron]

I had a foreman named Richard Head...and he was.

[Sidaries]

http://www.reece-eu.net/gallery/var/albums/funny/mike-litoris.jpg?m=1272638731

Our names here are quite different, so not funny if I translate them, however there were a few good ones.

[Ryan King]

"Joy Calks" & "Harry Seamens"

[Stainless]

There's a woman around here named Gay Gross. Worked with a guy named Garth Brooks, which made me smile cause he was anything but country.

[larsfroysa]

I find this a bit funny :rolleyes1:

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrqfpyUvS31qctkcl.jpg

[Totally 80s]

A fairly common name I hear in Hawaii is "Abcde" pronounced Absedee. It's unique.

[yellowmxwheels23]

My Boss's name is Richard Johnson. We were on the golf course one day and a few beers in I turn to him and say hey Rich, Always wondered what your middle name was. Pecker? Everyone rolled.

[Dangermouse]

Two of my kids Korean friends are called Samuel Sung (aka Sam Sung) and Peggy Zu

[Kenny_Z]

I worked with a guy named Harry Bottex. I always wanted to ask him how grade school went. In high school I knew a guy named Rusty Kitchens and a girl named Robin Williams.

[Alan]

Actual friends of my older sister... Herschel, and his sister, Candace Barr. Yep, Hershy and Candy Barr.

[Nicholas R]

I worked with and am still friends with a girl named Shelby Wetter AND her brother Ben Wetter.

[DMCVegas]

Sometimes I wonder if parents just don't think things through before naming their kids...

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[whocruiser]

Back in the 80s when I was doing phone sales for theater ticket subscription packages in the Buffalo New York area I had a customer on the phone named Egbert Virgin. Must have been pure hell living with a name like that...

[yellowmxwheels23]

Growing up my neighbor had two friends that were sisters. Dusty Sheets and Polyester Sheets. She never went by her full name. We all called her Polly.

[dvonk]

yikes. hippy parents?

[DMCMW Dave]

I just bought a new Gateway (Acer) computer. In the pile of papers is a "certificate of green-ness and recyclability" or some such foofoo, but it's signed by Acer's head of such things.

The name is "Easy Lai". With a signature.

[jawn101]

I just bought a new Gateway (Acer) computer. In the pile of papers is a "certificate of green-ness and recyclability" or some such foofoo, but it's signed by Acer's head of such things.

The name is "Easy Lai". With a signature.

Lol, I like that one. That and Moe Lester.


My Boss's name is Richard Johnson. We were on the golf course one day and a few beers in I turn to him and say hey Rich, Always wondered what your middle name was. Pecker? Everyone rolled.

I know a Richard Johnson too. We always just called him and his wife "The Dicks"

[MML]

I LOL'd.

http://i.imgur.com/lx1b3.jpg

[lazabby]

I hsd s friend in college named Rocky Path.

[Henrik]

They used to page the maintenance guy all the time where I used to work; "Mike Hawk, please call..." We all got used to it, but new hires and visitors always got a good laugh. Oh yeah, we had a tech by the first name Gene. "Hi Gene" we used to say. My wife used to work with a lady with the last name Hardick....

[Freaky Beetle]

I know a guy named Shawn Mullins, but he spells it Sean. Glad I don't have a weird name.

[Jonathan]

Reminds me of some Russell Peters stand up. If you've never heard his material, it's hilarious. He does quite a bit on names.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCE33IXMA88


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtJozAbC5SY

[dvonk]

working at the pharmacy, we got all sorts of weird names... ones that come to mind immediately are a guy named "Romance" and another named "Trillionaire."

i shit you not. :eek7:

[Ryan King]

working at the pharmacy, we got all sorts of weird names... ones that come to mind immediately are a guy named "Romance" and another named "Trillionaire."

i shit you not. :eek7:

You work in a Pharmacy too?

[dvonk]

i did a few years ago, lots of interesting stories though... :lol:

[Ron]

A bit off topic I guess-
When we lived in Martinez, GA, the mail box on one side of us said "Gay", the other "Butts" (they still do)...One Halloween kids put a sloppy white lettered "Harry" on our box. The guy across the street thought I was taking too long to fix it and called the cops...it was there when I moved ~2 years later.