So there's a door buzzer!
I have corrected a crapload of random things over the past month while working on my D, and today when I went to fire her up for the first time an insane buzzing noise started the second I slid my key in. Took me a while to work it out, as I thought a relay was going spastic, but then remembered one of the many hanging cables I had reconnected was one of the door switches... pushed the switches in and the buzzing stopped, so just reached under and ripped the cable back out of the bottom one.
What an annoying sound! Now a sexy voice or chime on the other hand...
Odd that it would alarm for something so obvious like this, but not headlights (which I know because my daughter keeps playing with them). Might have to wire up an auto-circuit so they self-time off when the car is off like my other cars.