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    Yes! Lol!
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    Why do you have to be careful when it's raining cats and dogs?

    You might step in a poodle!

    Hey I'm just kitten.

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    Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

    Because if they had four then they would be chicken sedans.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron View Post
    What do you call a cow with 2 legs? : Your mom
    oof

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    Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.

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