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    What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?


    The wheelchair

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    What did the blind man say to his dog when exiting the bus?


    Step off, bitch

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    Who invented copper wire?
    2 Lawyers fighting over a penny!

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    A successful but burned out gynecologist decides to change profession and become a Delorean mechanic.

    He takes the course, studies hard and takes the final exam that consists of putting back together a totally dismantled engine and getting K-Jet to run. He diligently performs the task and patiently awaits his grade In short order he is amazed to get the results of his test; a 150 score out of a possible 100! He could go work for Delorean Motor Company with that score!

    While happy, he's curious how he got more than 100 on his test, so he asks his instructor. Paddy replies, "not only did you assemble the engine and get the notorious K-Jet PRV engine to run perfectly getting you the 100 score, but I gave you an extra 50 points because never in my life I have I seen anyone do it exclusively through the exhaust pipe!!!!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spittybug View Post
    A successful but burned out gynecologist decides to change profession and become a Delorean mechanic.

    He takes the course, studies hard and takes the final exam that consists of putting back together a totally dismantled engine and getting K-Jet to run. He diligently performs the task and patiently awaits his grade In short order he is amazed to get the results of his test; a 150 score out of a possible 100! He could go work for Delorean Motor Company with that score!

    While happy, he's curious how he got more than 100 on his test, so he asks his instructor. Paddy replies, "not only did you assemble the engine and get the notorious K-Jet PRV engine to run perfectly getting you the 100 score, but I gave you an extra 50 points because never in my life I have I seen anyone do it exclusively through the exhaust pipe!!!!!"

    Pop, pop, bada boom!!!!!!!
    I changed it to proctologist and laughed harder

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hill Valley PD View Post
    I changed it to proctologist and laughed harder
    LOL...or change exhaust pipe to metering housing.

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    Cool

    A grocery store manager hears a commotion over in the spice aisle, he walks over and finds his newest employee had spilled a large box of spices all over himself. The manager tells the employee to clean up his mess, and the employee responds: “Sure boss, I’ve got nothing but thyme on my hand.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Delorean3610 View Post
    A grocery store manager hears a commotion over in the spice aisle, he walks over and finds his newest employee had spilled a large box of spices all over himself. The manager tells the employee to clean up his mess, and the employee responds: “Sure boss, I’ve got nothing but thyme on my hand.”
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