So it happened today...
Guy at Autozone compliments me and says "Good job keeping that thing on road. You know? The problem with those things is the rubber tends to go out so you'll want to change all that stuff out. But then you have to find the parts and it'll cost you. There's actually a place out in Texas that actually has a bunch of the parts."
I mean come on. He just complimented me on maintaining my car then mentions a place to buy parts to maintain my car. How stupid do they think we are? Have you ever googled anything Delorean without DMCH being one of the top results?