Stupid Delorean Comment Of the Day

[Hokie]

At a recent show a guy came running up as I was about to leave and said "hey man, what happens when you hit 86 miles an hour?" I made him repeat it - I was giving him a chance but he said the same thing the second time. So I simply answered "I get a ticket?" I couldn't help myself...

[Hokie]

Today a woman I just met (along with her boyfriend) was looking at my car and declared it a "panty dropper" that I should take advantage of. This after a couple of single ladies came by to admire it. Hmmm...

[Lenny]

I was at a gas pump today with the nozzle in the car and a guy walked up and asked me the same thing. Then it got worse from there:

Him: Cool a DeLorean! Does it run on regular gas?
Me: Nope. I'm just using the unleaded fuel to clean out the engine.
Him: Oh. So does it run then?
Me: Nope. I had it towed here just to clean it out.

Here's your sign

[mr_maxime]

At a recent show a guy came running up as I was about to leave and said "hey man, what happens when you hit 86 miles an hour?" I made him repeat it - I was giving him a chance but he said the same thing the second time. So I simply answered "I get a ticket?" I couldn't help myself...

Some guys at work at asked "Have you figured out what happens when you hit 88 mph yet??" and I responded in all seriousness "Yeah. I get a speeding ticket" They lost it lol.

[dmcnc]

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[AirmanPika]

At a gas station while filling my tank...

"Does that thing run?"

[Hokie]

New one this past weekend: "Is that real?"

(As apposed to what - a hologram...?)

[Hokie]

Oops

[OverlandMan]

Not sure if this is stupid but more or less just strange. I was out in my front yard doing yard work with the garage open. A Honda 4 door car drives by slow, then stops and reverses to engage me in conversation about my car. First question "Is it for sale?". "Nope", I reply. Then I get an odd comment, which throws me off a bit. "Drive it in good health!". To which I replied, "What?". The Honda occupants replied with the same comment, to which I said, "Alright....".

[DL4567]

Not sure if this is stupid but more or less just strange. I was out in my front yard doing yard work with the garage open. A Honda 4 door car drives by slow, then stops and reverses to engage me in conversation about my car. First question "Is it for sale?". "Nope", I reply. Then I get an odd comment, which throws me off a bit. "Drive it in good health!". To which I replied, "What?". The Honda occupants replied with the same comment, to which I said, "Alright....".

It wasn't anything bad. On [wrist]watch forums, people commonly write "wear it in good health" when someone posts pics of their new watch.