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    Quote Originally Posted by fnzen View Post
    "so how much coke did it take to buy that"
    My reply Way more than you can afford .
    I brought information sheets with me to the last car show. Next time I will staple small zip lock bags of flour to the flyers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevedmc View Post
    I brought information sheets with me to the last car show. Next time I will staple small zip lock bags of flour to the flyers.
    I'd recommend Carpet Fresh -- would help some of the owners of ancient English vehicles dispel the must.

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    NO NO NO It has to be AJAX , oops dating myself! Better yet make it BKF other owners would get a kick out of that!


    Quote Originally Posted by Farrar View Post
    I'd recommend Carpet Fresh -- would help some of the owners of ancient English vehicles dispel the must.

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    Parked in front of hotel late at night

    Dude and date , date oogling over the car
    Dude: thats looks like a Delorean but its not
    Date: how do you know?
    Dude: they never made real ones
    Date: Really? Do you want a picture with it anyway
    Dude: No whoever just scrapped paint off a car to make it look that way
    Date : Too bad I wanted a picture with it

    I didnt have the heart to crush the Dude cause the Date was really cute.
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    Fnzen, you're way too nice. I totally would have called that guy out.
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    I don't know if this counts as a comment, but I had a guy behind me at a stop light this weekend get out of his car, walk up to mine, and attempt to stick his head through the window because he'd "never seen the inside of one before." He's just lucky the window is so small his fat head didn't fit through, or else it's doubtful he'd have gotten it back...

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    Quote Originally Posted by uhhair View Post
    I don't know if this counts as a comment, but I had a guy behind me at a stop light this weekend get out of his car, walk up to mine, and attempt to stick his head through the window because he'd "never seen the inside of one before." He's just lucky the window is so small his fat head didn't fit through, or else it's doubtful he'd have gotten it back...
    HAHAHA! Wish I would have still been behind you to see that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonathan View Post
    As I pulled up to a red light the other night, a guy in a small pick-up truck in the lane beside me leans over and says:

    "How far ya going?"

    My line of course:

    "Oh, about 30 years."

    We both laughed as the light turned green.
    See that's kinda cool - I like that one. That should go under "cool comment" of the day.
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    Actual snippet of a conversation from Sept 2013:

    Me: Eddie, I can't wait to get the car back when you're done with it.

    Eddie: Yeah, you'll be able to give the car gas, and it won't be - like - embarrassing....

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    Quote Originally Posted by fnzen View Post

    I didnt have the heart to crush the Dude cause the Date was really cute.
    Dude.... oh man....you..are WAY too nice. There'd be nothing left of that ego when I would be done.
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    Actual snippet of a conversation from Sept 2013:

    Me: Eddie, I can't wait to get the car back when you're done with it.

    Eddie: Yeah, you'll be able to give the car gas, and it won't be - like - embarrassing....

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    Quote Originally Posted by fnzen View Post
    Parked in front of hotel late at night

    Dude and date , date oogling over the car
    Dude: thats looks like a Delorean but its not
    Date: how do you know?
    Dude: they never made real ones
    Date: Really? Do you want a picture with it anyway
    Dude: No whoever just scrapped paint off a car to make it look that way
    Date : Too bad I wanted a picture with it

    I didnt have the heart to crush the Dude cause the Date was really cute.
    Quote Originally Posted by DeLorean03 View Post
    Dude.... oh man....you..are WAY too nice. There'd be nothing left of that ego when I would be done.

    Agreed. If the girl was cute, all the more reason to rip apart the guy. Maybe she would have left him and stayed with you at the hotel!
    Last edited by DL4567; 06-07-2011 at 03:11 AM.

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