Some guy was ogling my car as I left the store and I'd already had a long stressful day, so I decided to have some fun. The conversation:
Guy: This is YOUR car??
Me: uh...yeah.
Guy: Holy crap! So you're a huge BTTF fan?
Me: What's that?
Guy: Um...it's a movie starring a DeLorean. About time travel.
Me: Oh okay cool. What's a DeLorean?
Guy: ...it's your car?
Me: No, this is one of those new Nissans. Those symbols on the grille are "Nissan" in Japanese.
Guy: No, I'm pretty sure it's a DeLorean. Your doors go up...
Me: No. This is just Nissan's attempt at the flying car. Between you and me, buddy, it's a complete bust.
Guy: My God. What a waste of an awesome car. (Stalks off)