Quote Originally Posted by stevedmc View Post
What happened on April 14th?
I envy you -- you seem to have missed the endless stream of media hype surrounding the 100th anniversary of the sinking of RMS Titanic. Late at night on April 14, 1912, it struck an iceberg. It sank the following morning. Years later, James Cameron made a forgettable movie vaguely about the ship, which featured bad character acting and one, possibly two, breasts. It was re-released in 3D last month, presumably for any 15-year-old girl who hasn't seen the film yet. The re-release includes adjusted stars to be astronomically correct for the time, and the same five minutes of still-forgettable crooning by a Canadian singer named Celine Dion, who is now based in Las Vegas and worth millions. It also includes the breasts, except in China.