...it's finally hit you that you own five DMC-12's, none of them run yet, one is a BTTF replica, and you're considering turning another into a monster truck.
...every time you buy a part for your car, you check to see if you can buy one made from type 304 stainless steel.
...you've already walked away by the time you hear "capacitor."
...there IS one between your headrests.
...other people have now started dreaming about you having a DeLorean.
...you know what a torsion bar is, how to adjust it, and how to hit people with it when they tell you cocaine was smuggled into the country by putting it in the doors.
...you swear by the original K-Bosch system. Or EFI. Or the mighty carb. Or something.
...the person several lines up even received a Certificate of Originality before you left.
...the DeLorean you bought, along with at least two others, had been sitting in a barn for 25+ years and was advertised as being in very good condition despite the family of rats or cats or mice or honey badgers or whatever the hell it was living in the driver's side footwell.
...your engine is not like a Bently's in that it doesn't have a plaque proudly declaring that it was hand built in England by someone named Steve, but you DO have a pretty neat drawing of Elvis under your headliner.
...you've heard a thousand times about how they all look exactly the same and you're tired of it because you've gone to DCS and easily been able to pick out your DeLorean from across the lot.
Anyone else have any good ones? I need to get some sleep and stop watching Jeff Foxworthy before I get up tomorrow and realize how lame this post was.
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