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SIMid
11-10-2014, 05:19 PM
A few days ago, I took the car out as it was a really nice day not to. Perfect T-shirt weather, not hot and the sun blazing.

So I travelled not far from home, maybe 5 kms and I saw a bloke come flying down the road behind me. He got next me like most do and gazes at the car travelling around 70kmh. But doing so, he was all over the road and he wasn't watching. He looked like the type of bloke that sells drugs and steals cars to get around.
Then, gets in front of me and leans out of the driver's window, with both hands on his mobile phone, trying to get some pics. In doing so, his mate in the passenger seat was steering the car!

I was blown away and was looking at a fatality waiting to happen when I saw this. My Mrs was freaking out. "Slow down, he's going to end up crashing into the car in front of him!".

We got to the next set of lights and he yells out next to me.
"How much?"
"Depends what you want to pay for it."
"I don't want to buy it, so how much is the f*cking car worth?"
"$50K"
"Ok, it's brushed stainless right?"
"yeah it is"
"Shit job, you should be taking it back and get it redone"

I'm like, WTF?
F*cking weirdos out there.

Flash66
11-10-2014, 05:43 PM
Should have replied the same about his haircut. But that's just me.

SIMid
11-10-2014, 06:22 PM
Should have replied the same about his haircut.

Haha!


I think it future, I'll just pump up the music and ignore all comments yelled out of cars around me.

ALEXAKOS
11-11-2014, 02:07 AM
Next answer to the simple how much question is: sorry I don't do guys!

LordFly
11-11-2014, 10:16 AM
"Ok, it's brushed stainless right?"
"yeah it is"
"Shit job, you should be taking it back and get it redone"


Correct response: I told your mom the same thing when you were born.

STAINLS
11-11-2014, 12:44 PM
"Unfortunately the original finish has been scuffed up by abrasive douchebags like yourself."

You're welcome. :thumbup2:

Exolis
11-11-2014, 12:54 PM
My Fav part is the fact his buddy could have taken the pictures instead. This story actually makes me happy that the USA isn't the only country with brain dead idiots on the road.

Domi
11-11-2014, 02:26 PM
Unfortunately, bad things happen in every country :(

Jeff K
11-11-2014, 02:33 PM
I've learned never to directly reply to the question "What is the car worth".. or "What did you pay for it"

My answer, Google it or "it's none of your business"...

Always some schmuck comes up with.. oh yea... I could have got one for free, or something silly.

SIMid
11-11-2014, 05:22 PM
All great answers!

And yes, there are always idiot drivers in every part of the world. :(

His mate could had taken the pic, but no, he had to. Could had waited till we got to the lights and taken them then too. I should had got my Mrs to film him, but she was too shocked to respond, just watching him and his car, waiting for something to happen.


I've learned never to directly reply to the question "What is the car worth".. or "What did you pay for it"

My answer, Google it or "it's none of your business"...

Always some schmuck comes up with.. oh yea... I could have got one for free, or something silly.

True, but then, they would either say, "Is that all?" or "Not worth that kind of cash." He just screwed his face when I told him. The trouble is, I dont want to come across like an arsehole if I say "It's none of your business." Usually my comment, "What do you want to pay for it?" usually shuts them up. This particular bloke, you can tell he would road rage, cut people off, take up 2 parking spots at the mall, etc. Kind of roll along with his punches till he's worn out and just move along.

All Ds are grained by hand and not 2 are ever the same. Just wanted to tell it to this half uneducated vermin, but due to the time contraints and shock, I was kind of taken back from all of it.