Stupid jokes

[opethmike]

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[Rich_NYS]

How do pickles enjoy their day off?

....They relish it.

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[opethmike]

Yes! Lol!

[Michael]

Why do you have to be careful when it's raining cats and dogs?

You might step in a poodle!

Hey I'm just kitten.

[Parzival]

Where do Bees go to the bathroom?

At the Bee Pee station,

[Hill Valley PD]

Why do cows wear bells? Cuz their horns don't work. - Rocky Balboa

[Mark D]

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four then they would be chicken sedans.

[Ron]

What do you call a cow with 3 legs? : lean beef

What do you call a cow with no legs? : ground beef

What do you call a cow with 2 legs? : Your mom

[Josh]

What do you call a cow with 2 legs? : Your mom

oof

[bytes311]

Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.

[r00b]

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?


The wheelchair

[r00b]

What did the blind man say to his dog when exiting the bus?


Step off, bitch

[mr_maxime]

For those of you about to start holiday shopping that aren't sure what to get your loved ones, a severed foot makes the ultimate stocking stuffer.

[Giamanut]

Who invented copper wire?
2 Lawyers fighting over a penny!

[Spittybug]

A successful but burned out gynecologist decides to change profession and become a Delorean mechanic.

He takes the course, studies hard and takes the final exam that consists of putting back together a totally dismantled engine and getting K-Jet to run. He diligently performs the task and patiently awaits his grade In short order he is amazed to get the results of his test; a 150 score out of a possible 100! He could go work for Delorean Motor Company with that score!

While happy, he's curious how he got more than 100 on his test, so he asks his instructor. Paddy replies, "not only did you assemble the engine and get the notorious K-Jet PRV engine to run perfectly getting you the 100 score, but I gave you an extra 50 points because never in my life I have I seen anyone do it exclusively through the exhaust pipe!!!!!"

Pop, pop, bada boom!!!!!!!

[Hill Valley PD]

A successful but burned out gynecologist decides to change profession and become a Delorean mechanic.

He takes the course, studies hard and takes the final exam that consists of putting back together a totally dismantled engine and getting K-Jet to run. He diligently performs the task and patiently awaits his grade In short order he is amazed to get the results of his test; a 150 score out of a possible 100! He could go work for Delorean Motor Company with that score!

While happy, he's curious how he got more than 100 on his test, so he asks his instructor. Paddy replies, "not only did you assemble the engine and get the notorious K-Jet PRV engine to run perfectly getting you the 100 score, but I gave you an extra 50 points because never in my life I have I seen anyone do it exclusively through the exhaust pipe!!!!!"

Pop, pop, bada boom!!!!!!!

I changed it to proctologist and laughed harder :)

[Michael]

I changed it to proctologist and laughed harder :)

LOL...or change exhaust pipe to metering housing.

[Delorean3610]

A grocery store manager hears a commotion over in the spice aisle, he walks over and finds his newest employee had spilled a large box of spices all over himself. The manager tells the employee to clean up his mess, and the employee responds: “Sure boss, I’ve got nothing but thyme on my hand.”

[mr_maxime]

A grocery store manager hears a commotion over in the spice aisle, he walks over and finds his newest employee had spilled a large box of spices all over himself. The manager tells the employee to clean up his mess, and the employee responds: “Sure boss, I’ve got nothing but thyme on my hand.”

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