Single guy in search of female companionship for DCS 2012

[stevedmc]

Wow, amazing you guys are still having fun in this thread. Meh, popcorn anyone? :popcorn:

I think this thread somehow took the place of ask Bill about carbing a cheap plastic car.

[sean]

I think this thread somehow took the place of ask Bill about carbing a cheap plastic car.

Naw, its been much more civil AND fun.

[stevedmc]

Naw, its been much more civil AND fun.

Can i get a donation?

[sean]

Can i get a donation?

Nope, for someone that travels the world like you do I think you can afford a women on your own.

[Dangermouse]

Does DCS now mean Donated Companion for Steve?

[thirdmanj]

^ HAaaaHAAAAAA HAAAAA...

[Dracula]

Wow, amazing you guys are still having fun in this thread. Meh, popcorn anyone? :popcorn:

I think it's because we found what Steve was looking for and it was ewe. There seems to be a shearly limitless pen of jokes.

[Farrar]

I think it's because we found what Steve was looking for and it was ewe. There seems to be a shearly limitless pen of jokes.

That's what I herd.

[Dangermouse]

That's what I herd.

What the flock are you talking about? Don't you know what a group of sheep are called??

In this case - a good time !

I presume you all know to wear Wellies ?

[Jonathan]

I presume you all know to wear Wellies ?

If by Wellies you mean rubber boots for the sheep's hind legs, put on facing backwards of course, so Steve can step on the toes to keep her steady... then ya, I think he's got it covered.

[Karin]

I think it's because we found what Steve was looking for and it was ewe. There seems to be a shearly limitless pen of jokes.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IE71FxYzQk

There you go, at 3:53. I am gonna go back to my popcorn. :bigclap:

[Farrar]

Ha! My girlfriend and I just watched that episode the other night! Animaniacs FTW :D

[Karin]

"If you don't want any cookies, then just leave."

"I'm not gonna leave. This is my house."

"All right, then, you leave."

"Fine!"

*Einstein walks out of his house, then reaches the end of his sidewalk before he realized what happened*

[sdg3205]

I like how Wakko sounds like Ringo Starr. They should have made him say "I got blistas on me fingas!"

[Farrar]

I like how Wakko sounds like Ringo Starr.

He was patterned after John Lennon.

[Mike C.]

He was patterned after John Lennon.

Even John Lennon got Yoko.... come on Steve...

[Jimmyvonviggle]

Even John Lennon got Yoko.... come on Steve...

Of course Yoko and her singing woud cause most men to want to stab their own ears.

[Farrar]

Of course Yoko and her singing woud cause most men to want to stab their own ears.

...or, for the clearer thinkers among them, to shoot a tranquilizer dart in Yoko's voicebox.

[stevedmc]

Would any ladies care to go iPad shopping with me at midnight?

[stevedmc]

Bump

[thirdmanj]

Would any ladies care to go iPad shopping with me at midnight?

You're a strange dude...

[Farrar]

Bump

Not without significantly more cash.

[sean]

Bump

Fail

[stevedmc]

Fail

I'm going to get me a woman at DCS just to prove you guys wrong.

[sean]

I'm going to get me a woman at DCS just to prove you guys wrong.

I'll be there to see for myself and Bill in a wig don't count!

[sdg3205]

Fail

Win.

[stevedmc]

Does anyone think she might go to DCS with me?

http://zgeek.com/trailerparkpage/lurlene.jpg

[sean]

Does anyone think she might go to DCS with me?


I'm sure if you asked Lurlene she may be available. Worse thing she could said no. Go for it Supersteve!

[DMCVegas]

Give this a shot, Steve. (http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/)

I'm sure these ladies need a ride (and a legal residence address), and you can even coordinate a date and location!.

[Mike C.]

Give this a shot, Steve. (http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/)

I'm sure these ladies need a ride (and a legal residence address), and you can even coordinate a date and location!.

:biggrin:


I love how they list "activities in prison". Reading, working out. No words on shivving , etc... lol.

[thirdmanj]

Give this a shot, Steve. (http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/)

I'm sure these ladies need a ride (and a legal residence address), and you can even coordinate a date and location!.

Heh heh heh!! WIN!! I had no idea anything like this existed, can't say I'm surprised though..... Hey ahhh, Steve "Maeghan Rice" from Arizona, any relation? :lol:

[Farrar]

I had penpals when I was a kid, but for a completely different purpose, fortunately. :lol:

[Farrar]

The Internet is an interesting place...

Here (http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/maeghan-11598.html) it says "I got involved with the wrong guy at a young age and I am paying the price, now I want to find the right guy."

And here (http://www.azcorrections.gov/Inmate_datasearch/results_Minh.aspx?InmateNumber=265430&LastName=RICE&FNMI=M&SearchType=SearchInet&ReportLength=TOP_5) it says she's serving a 12.5 year sentence for second degree murder.

Steve! Be safe and stay away, dude!

[stevedmc]

The Internet is an interesting place...

Here (http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/maeghan-11598.html) it says "I got involved with the wrong guy at a young age and I am paying the price, now I want to find the right guy."

And here (http://www.azcorrections.gov/Inmate_datasearch/results_Minh.aspx?InmateNumber=265430&LastName=RICE&FNMI=M&SearchType=SearchInet&ReportLength=TOP_5) it says she's serving a 12.5 year sentence for second degree murder.

Steve! Be safe and stay away, dude!

Just because she is in there for murder, it doesn't mean she did it. Im sure a quick converstatio with her would reveal what really happened.

[Mike C.]

The Internet is an interesting place...

Here (http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/maeghan-11598.html) it says "I got involved with the wrong guy at a young age and I am paying the price, now I want to find the right guy."

That must have been the BEFORE picture...






And here (http://www.azcorrections.gov/Inmate_datasearch/results_Minh.aspx?InmateNumber=265430&LastName=RICE&FNMI=M&SearchType=SearchInet&ReportLength=TOP_5) it says she's serving a 12.5 year sentence for second degree murder.

Steve! Be safe and stay away, dude!

[Jonathan]

The Internet is an interesting place...

Here (http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/maeghan-11598.html) it says "I got involved with the wrong guy at a young age and I am paying the price, now I want to find the right guy."

And here (http://www.azcorrections.gov/Inmate_datasearch/results_Minh.aspx?InmateNumber=265430&LastName=RICE&FNMI=M&SearchType=SearchInet&ReportLength=TOP_5) it says she's serving a 12.5 year sentence for second degree murder.

Steve! Be safe and stay away, dude!

That is officially the most disturbing thing I've ever seen on the Internet. Wow. lol. I don't know whether to feel curious, laugh, or go make sure the dead bolt on the front door is locked!!

[stevedmc]

That must have been the BEFORE picture...

She still looks hot to me.

[Delorean Industries]

Where do you find this stuff!

[jawn101]

Where do you find this stuff!

If you Google 'lonely inmate DCS Steve Rice' it's the 4th result :)

[Ron]

If you Google 'lonely inmate DCS Steve Rice' it's the 4th result :)LMAO...right above sexual offender information...

[DMCVegas]

Where do you find this stuff!

I used to have to come up with links of the week for an internet radio show. Lots of scouring around the net to find stuff like this. And it still comes in handy too as you can see.

[sadeeky]

Yo everyone, my girl is a hair dresser and she is from Orlando originally and she is a D owner as well, so she said that she is gonna get a bunch of her girlfriends to go. No worries. Just keep the nerdyness down a bit and you all should have a problem hooking up. Don't know about everyone on this forum but I am gonna party while I am there. Thats how I roll

[Jimmyvonviggle]

Yo everyone, my girl is a hair dresser and she is from Orlando originally and she is a D owner as well, so she said that she is gonna get a bunch of her girlfriends to go. No worries. Just keep the nerdyness down a bit and you all should have a problem hooking up. Don't know about everyone on this forum but I am gonna party while I am there. Thats how I roll


"Just keep the nerdyness down a bit and you all should have a problem hooking up."

Freudian slip?

[sadeeky]

OOPS!! I mean you should have NO problem hooking up. Just remember girls don't want to hear Delorean talk all day, They probably wanna ride one

[stevedmc]

Yo everyone, my girl is a hair dresser and she is from Orlando originally and she is a D owner as well, so she said that she is gonna get a bunch of her girlfriends to go. No worries. Just keep the nerdyness down a bit and you all should have a problem hooking up. Don't know about everyone on this forum but I am gonna party while I am there. Thats how I roll

Does she have a friend for Bill? After all, we are sharing a room.

[sadeeky]

Does she have a friend for Bill? After all, we are sharing a room.

She has lots a friends your. Ill bring them but your on your own after that bro

[sean]

She has lots a friends your.

I hope they get back from Canada in time. :D

[stevedmc]

She has lots a friends your. Ill bring them but your on your own after that bro

Awesome. Do they like carbs?

[Jonathan]

I hope they get back from Canada in time. :D

Okay Brian Johnson, hehe ;) No more ruckus's please :)

[DMCVegas]

Okay Brian Johnson, hehe ;) No more ruckus's please :)

Could you describe the ruckus, sir?

[sadeeky]

See what I mean?

[Kenny_Z]

Found something that might help Steve. It is only 5 bucks too.

http://www.geekologie.com/2012/04/girlfriendhirecom-hire-a-pretend-girlfri.php

[Jonathan]

Could you describe the ruckus, sir?

Watch your tongue young man, watch it.

[jawn101]

http://www.realdoll.com/ - GROSSLY NSFW!!!!!!

Nuff said.

Might even be able to carburate it :)

[Mike C.]

Could you describe the ruckus, sir?


Watch your tongue young man, watch it.

:rofl:

[stevedmc]

http://www.realdoll.com/ - GROSSLY NSFW!!!!!!

Nuff said.

Might even be able to carburate it :)

Don't say that word. I don't want to get banned.

[Dracula]

Don't say that word. I don't want to get banned.

The only way you'll get banned is if you do-it-yourself; something a certain carb enthusiast seemed to advocate...

[stevedmc]

The only way you'll get banned is if you do-it-yourself; something a certain carb enthusiast seemed to advocate...

Gotcha. I'll make note to never Use the c word again.

[Dracula]

Gotcha. I'll make note to never Use the c word again.

Now here's something that's potentially a ban-able offense:

http://dmctalk.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=9569&d=1333667396

[stevedmc]

Oh my. Now I want to change my signature when I get home.

[dvonk]

http://www.realdoll.com/ - GROSSLY NSFW!!!!!!

Nuff said.

haha, that reminds me, has anyone seen Lars and the Real Girl (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0805564/)? its actually a really good movie.

[Dracula]

http://www.realdoll.com/ - GROSSLY NSFW!!!!!!

Nuff said.

Might even be able to carburate it :)

I've actually looked into these for the sake of housing a metal robotic skeletal subframe; think the "Terminator" robot. both with and without their fleshy coverings. Couple this with the developments in prosthetic technology that has occurred in the last decade:

Prosthetic hands (http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/04/080422112942.htm)

Between the creepy world of sex toys and prosthetic limbs; for those of us with ulterior motives, the singularity is almost here.

[stevedmc]

Now here's something that's potentially a ban-able offense:

Thanks for the new signature image. The YEAH signature was starting to get old.

[Dracula]

Thanks for the new signature image. The YEAH signature was starting to get old.

Glad you like it. It's always more fun when a community can take some good-natured ribbing to its members.

[sean]

Glad you like it. It's always more fun when a community can take some good-natured ribbing to its members.

So are you poking fun at Bill?

[Ron]

Glad you like it. It's always more fun when a community can take some good-natured ribbing to its members.Ah, YOU SUCK!

[thirdmanj]

Ah, YOU SUCK!

Psht yeah Ron, "Dracula" duuuuh!!

[Dracula]

So are you poking fun at Bill?

Not as much as Steve for starting this thread. My only criticism for Bill is that he seems to think that everyone should be using a carb setup instead and gets pushy in his recommendation of its implementation.

Kinda like politicians who think that what they like is best for everyone; hence my joke.

[DMCVegas]

Watch your tongue young man, watch it.

Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?

[Jonathan]

Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?

Show Dick some respect!!