Getting hot and heavy in a Delorean

[SIMid]

Has anyone "done it" in their Delorean? :bigclap:

I female friend of mine asked me the other day and I said "not yet". I asked if she was offering and she went bright red, but didn't say no. *LMAO*

I wonder who's got the balls to say they have. :lol:

[Michael]

I wonder who's got the balls to say they have. :lol:

Does it take a lot of balls to lie on the internet?:tongue:

[Delorean Industries]

My daily driver has an X on the hood.

jk I don't have the balls to do that to one of my DeLoreans. I think it would be akward after that...

[Jonathan]

Mr Moderator: Please hyper link together this thread and Steve's female companion thread, lol.

[QuadcityDMC]

If you take the sets and center council out. Maybe!

[Jimmyvonviggle]

As much as I enjoy female companionship I am smart enough to realize that a DeLorean is too important and special.

[SIMid]

As much as I enjoy female companionship I am smart enough to realize that a DeLorean is too important and special.

But what happens if she insists that it's in the Delorean, or not at all? :shhh: :)

[dmc6960]

I recall a story on .com by jim (screen name jim, not me) about taking his prom date out in his Dad's DeLorean back in the early 80's. Jim had everything squared away in the car when he was done...

...except for the footprints on the headliner.

[SIMid]

I recall a story on .com by jim (screen name jim, not me) about taking his prom date out in his Dad's DeLorean back in the early 80's. Jim had everything squared away in the car when he was done...

...except for the footprints on the headliner.

*LOL* @ the footprints!

What do you mean squared Jim, ... I mean dmc6960?

[dmc6960]

What do you mean squared Jim, ... I mean dmc6960?

He borrowed his Dad's DeLorean. Everything had to be in tip top shape when returned. And all evidence of teenage shenanigans eliminated.

[Morpheus]

Does it count if half of her body was in the car?

If not, do boob prints on the hood count?

[Kenny_Z]

My ex nearly broke the side window out of my 99 Monte Carlo...I really don't want to think what would have happened to Red's windshield ;)

I thought the backseat of the Mustang would be too small so the Delorean would have just been impossible.

[jawn101]

Hmm. My wife is pretty small. Perhaps even parcel shelf small.

Shit, I forgot I'm fat. Never mind.... :)

[opethmike]

It is entirely possible to have sex in a DeLorean.

Oh.

Wait.

You meant with a partner, right?

[mluder]

Look... I haven't done it yet but in the name of science I am willing to give it a shot and report back my findings. Not in detail, a gentleman never tells.

Steve

[SIMid]

As some would say............

"Pics or it never happened!"

I will pass on that quotation! :lol:

[DeLorean]

seems silly, get out and put some newspapers down, do it there.

[Dangermouse]

It is entirely possible to have sex in a DeLorean.

Oh.

Wait.

You meant with a partner, right?

:bigclap:

Oh great, now I have to clean my morning coffee of the monitor!!

[ccurzio]

:bigclap:

Oh great, now I have to clean my morning coffee of the monitor!!

Much better than getting back in your DeLorean to clean out the... well, yeah.

[Jack]

Cowgirl & reverse cowgirl are the most comfortable for both partners.

Missionary is possible, but expect some leg cramping.

Doggy style pretty much impossible unless you open the door.

That was all we attempted due to being at a public park after hours.

This was with an EX current GF inst as much of an exhibitionist.

[Ron]

seems silly, get out and put some newspapers down, do it there.
:rofl:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM02WcvlKn0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM02WcvlKn0)

[SIMid]

Cowgirl & reverse cowgirl are the most comfortable for both partners.

Missionary is possible, but expect some leg cramping.

Doggy style pretty much impossible unless you open the door.



Hmm ... food for thought! :hippo:

[DMC1983]

I had a friend do it with his girlfriend in the '83 delorean I had... said it was impossible because of the extra large center console these things have

[Jonathan]

... said it was impossible because of the extra large center console these things have

You're still talking about the car, right? :lol:

[dmc6960]

I had a friend do it with his girlfriend in the '83 delorean I had... said it was impossible because of the extra large center console these things have

Hold on here, a friend, meaning not you or your GF, in YOUR car?

Did they let you watch or something? :bootyshake:

[SIMid]

Hold on here, a friend, meaning not you or your GF, in YOUR car?

I had to re-read that as well!

[Kenny_Z]

Hold on here, a friend, meaning not you or your GF, in YOUR car?


I'm guessing he sold the car to that friend and then got the field report...

[fnzen]

How else do you condition your leather?

[jawn101]

How else do you condition your leather?

...ew

[SIMid]

:lol:

Wrong type of cream.

[Ryan King]

Yup. Been there and done that. Maybe its because Im a crazy youngin'?

[SIMid]

:lol:

Well, hopefully my new partner has the desire to Christen the Delorean with me. :hihi2:

[congerz83]

There would be no comfortable way to pound-atate in a D.

I always had better luck with these two vehicles from my past...

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q152/congerz83/Vehicles/0e83d3aa.jpg

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q152/congerz83/Vehicles/c898ff29.jpg

[Dangermouse]

Mr Moderator: Please hyper link together this thread and Steve's female companion thread, lol.

mmmmm sheep skin seat covers......

[valdez]

This is sad, but funny.

Why are there so many stories about not getting laid?
If you have a D and have sex why would anybody post "I should try it"?
Geez just go do it and report back. Why haven't you tried it already anyways?

Then there are the excuses... "I'd never do that to my car" etc. Whatever then, keep saying cars are better than sex and see which you get more of.

This topic is misleading. It should be titled "Excuses not to do it in a Delorean". Also, as they say, pictures or it didn't happen.

[Farrar]

The DeLorean has windows. Reason enough for me to keep telling her "no."

(I may have to accede when we get a garage.)

[Kenny_Z]

Why would windows stop you? My monte had a lot more windows. Once those windows fog up no one can see anything ;)

[mluder]

Note: not in a DeLorean.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/drunk-driving/driving-beer-sex-kentucky-875396

[nimaside]

There would be no comfortable way to pound-atate in a D.

I always had better luck with these two vehicles from my past...

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q152/congerz83/Vehicles/0e83d3aa.jpg

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q152/congerz83/Vehicles/c898ff29.jpg

Uh no offense, but those are creepy looking. That's what comes to mind when I think child abducter.

[jawn101]

Uh no offense, but those are creepy looking. That's what comes to mind when I think child abducter.

http://www.iamboredr.com/files/f42ed88b6be80adc.jpg

[Jonathan]

Uh no offense, but those are creepy looking. That's what comes to mind when I think child abducter.

Or Buffalo Bill!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZBD0fbNNB8

[SIMid]

Uh no offense, but those are creepy looking. That's what comes to mind when I think child abducter.

:lol: That did cross my mind!

I'm gonna give it a go ........ when I get a GF whenever that happens. :)

[congerz83]

Uh no offense, but those are creepy looking. That's what comes to mind when I think child abducter.

What can I say? I've always had a thing for Ford Vans. We've always had them in the family.

Observe the '79 E-150 in this picture circa 1985http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q152/congerz83/Vehicles/de782e3a.jpg..

Ignore the smaller, beard-less, "abduct-able" version of myself in the foreground

[Farrar]

Ignore the smaller, beard-less, "abduct-able" version of myself in the foreground

Is that a Plymouth Colt he's standing next to?

[Ron]

~81' Dodge Colt

[congerz83]

Is that a Plymouth Colt he's standing next to?


~81' Dodge Colt

They actually were called Plymouth Colts after 82-83. Although I don't remember what year this Colt was.

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q152/congerz83/Vehicles/633cefe3.jpg

My grandfather sold Chryslers after he retired form the NYPD. We had a bunch of cool stuff over the years. I remember a sky blue Chevy Citation with a 4-on-the-floor. A burgundy Plymouth Volare and a Chevy Malibu wagon with woodgrain paneling. There were countless others...