Iranian scientist claims to have invented 'time machine'

[jackb]

Sort of.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iran/9985757/Iranian-scientist-claims-to-have-invented-time-machine.html

[Dangermouse]

So it's a horoscope then?

[Timebender]

"Razaeghi, 27, said the device worked by a set of complex algorithims to "predict five to eight years of the future life of any individual, with 98 percent accuracy".

Uh..how does he know this? If he just finished it?

And..


"Razeghi says Iran's government can predict the possibility of a military confrontation with a foreign country, and forecast the fluctuation in the value of foreign currencies and oil prices by using his new invention."

Yes, it's called watching the news..

[Jonathan]

Oooh, sweet. This gives me all kinds of neat, new ideas for funny things to display at car shows, lol.

[Michael]

So basically it just tells you what's going to happen...hasn't that already been done?
http://www.moonfloweryoga.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Fortune-cookie.jpg

[Shep]

I think it would've been much more appropriate if it had been posted nine days earlier...

Here's what I don't get: they call this guy a "serial inventor", with 180 inventions total, and he's 27. How trivial are his "inventions" to be averaging 7.5 inventions for every year since he learned how to walk? They don't even say what it does other than that it "predicts the future in a print out after taking readings from the touch of a user". What's it do, check for a pulse and print the word "ALIVE" when asked for a 5-year prediction? I can certainly share his concern for the Chinese "stealing it and producing it in millions overnight", but even us Americans aren't that gullible. :hihi2:

[Jonathan]

Oooh, sweet. This gives me all kinds of neat, new ideas for funny things to display at car shows, lol.


So basically it just tells you what's going to happen...hasn't that already been done?

hehe... that's hilarious... I think I am going to give out fortune cookies instead of Hot Wheels at car shows this year... or maybe at least to the guy who asks where the flux capacitor is. I can say, 'I don't need a flux capacitor, I have THESE!!" lol

[Ron]

Uh..how does he know this? If he just finished it?

And..



Yes, it's called watching the news..LOL

The whole area being at war constantly for thousands of years might be a strong indicator...

[thirdmanj]

"Iranian", huh. Sure he's not Libyan?

[LordFly]

Uh..how does he know this? If he just finished it?

He asked it if it would work for 5 - 8 years and it said yes ;)

[LordFly]

"Iranian", huh. Sure he's not Libyan?

Only one way to tell, check it for used pinball machine parts ;)

[Jonathan]

He asked it if it would work for 5 - 8 years and it said yes ;)

Shhhhhhh.... don't say a word. You want me to make a donation to the youth coast guard auxillary??

Apparently the Iranian Netflix channel is having a rerun marathon of a certain movie...

But, hey, I mean, this has to be true though, right? I read it right here on the internet...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR5BfQ4rEqQ

[Evildeli]

http://gma.yahoo.com/iran-no-dont-time-machine-171157498--abc-news-topstories.html

[silverlux]

He might have revealed details about future, but...it's everything in his own time, space and reality. He claims that machine can be used on any individual with 98% accuracy. Well done mate, if such a machine exists. The problem here is that according to quantum physics every single of us have our own time, space and reality that we create ourselves . Therefore, this Iranian dude can only reveal future for individuals in his own reality, time and space as he created that prediction yoke in his reality. If you or me start to believe or project that there is such a machine existing then we'll start to live his reality, therefore our reality, time and space aligns with ya mans for a while until you change it. 18191 18192 http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_1_139.gif