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    Vehicle Theft Made Easy


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    Works best when you have a colleague with the car's remote standing next to you
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dangermouse View Post
    Works best when you have a colleague with the car's remote standing next to you
    heh, yeah... i wonder if this is like the fake 'tennis ball' unlocking trick. this seems a little more plausible, however.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dangermouse View Post
    Works best when you have a colleague with the car's remote standing next to you
    1:27¾ and you can see the cameraman holding the key fob in the reflection of the glass.

    For obvious reasons all of this is fake. You can't pop the hatch of a car with an air bladder. Car hatches are mounted on the bottom with a looped latch, and SUVs use horizontal striker pins on each side. The Jeep Grand Cherokee used to use a single striker pin on the bottom of it's rear hatch, but after lawsuits when it was determined that in a high-speed crash the hatch could twist off the striker pin of the body of the vehicle was twisted enough, no one uses this design any more to prevent things like this.

    I'd love to say that no one would ever fall for that plunger thing, but I know enough stupid people out there who would... As discussed in a thread somewhere on DMCTalk about people breaking into our cars, a big screwdriver proven, effective tool for gaining entry into a truck. Not to mention that it's less conspicuous since you're not some shifty dude lurking in the dark with a plunger and a tube of lube. Which reminds me of a dirty joke...

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    Not sure if car theft or porno...
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    Quote Originally Posted by DMCVegas View Post
    Not to mention that it's less conspicuous since you're not some shifty dude lurking in the dark with a plunger and a tube of lube. Which reminds me of a dirty joke...
    Now you have me wondering if your joke is "better" than the funniest response I've read so far-"Actually, the first method also works if you press your lips round the lock and blow really hard. And once you perfect the technique, you’ll find all sorts of doors will open for you."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron View Post
    Now you have me wondering if your joke is "better" than the funniest response I've read so far-"Actually, the first method also works if you press your lips round the lock and blow really hard. And once you perfect the technique, you’ll find all sorts of doors will open for you."
    I'll PM you. Maybe we can start a dirty joke thread next...

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    I think I'm straddling the line already lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron View Post
    I think I'm straddling the line already lol
    Is that another coke joke?
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    No-one is to stone anyone, even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say "carburetor"

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