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Thread: The world's worst pick up lines

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    The world's worst pick up lines

    Come up with the worst pick up line you can, and post it here. Here's my contribution:

    Hey there, I lost my number - can I have yours?

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    did it hurt.....when you fell from heaven?


    Is that a mirror in your pocket? because i see myself in your pants!

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    I own a DeLorean.
    eBay selling at it's best I can tell you stock Delorians and quite a bit of slugs so the Turbo is a super nice up-grade.
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    Don't leave me, I need someone to help me pay for my Delorean...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sean View Post
    I own a DeLorean.
    awesome xD
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