This one has actually worked for me on many occasions. Everyone loves a SwedeOriginally Posted by Canon20DFan
Location: Tulsa, OK
Posts: 393
My VIN: 2399
Club(s): (DMA)
This one has actually worked for me on many occasions. Everyone loves a Swede
Tyler Butler
Vin 2399 - July 81 Black Interior, Automatic
Location: Rochester, NY
Posts: 2,405
My VIN: 01049
You guys are bastards
Location: Oceanside, CA
Posts: 217
My VIN: 01632
We had this contest in Afghan. The winner:
"Get in the truck"
Runners up:
"See this watch? It knows everything. *looks at watch* It says you're not wearing underwear! Oh, sorry, it's an hour fast"
"Do you wash your pants with windex? Because I can see myself in them"
Renee
VIN 1632
You know you're a DeLorean owner when "Run DMC" is not an 80's band, but a daily prayer.
Location: Missouri
Posts: 191
My VIN: 10715
Me proposing to my then g/f last Christmas- "So uh...you wanna get married or something?" LOL
I facepalm every time I think of that. (She said yes, though!)
Location: Hungary
Posts: 276
My VIN: 7075
You are even more beautiful, than a new tractor.
All three are the winners (from me, an old guy). I'm going to try the "watch" one on the wife...
That one clearly has a regional appeal. Coastal areas will use "boat", mountainous areas will use "Jeep".
Location: atlanta, ga, usa, earth, sol, milky way
Posts: 1,088
My VIN: 2072
Club(s): (SEDOC) (DCUK)
Nice shoes. Wanna f#@!?
Location: Fort Lauderdale
Posts: 4,740
My VIN: 02613
Club(s): (DCF)
"I'm a classical music announcer at the local public radio station."
At that point you're just tightening the chastity belt.
Farrar
3.0L, automatic, carbureted
Location: Waukesha, WI
Posts: 1,181
My VIN: 3676
Club(s): (DMWC) (DCUK)
I've found "Hello" to be pretty bad, too.
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